Pages

Tuesday 19 June 2012

I wonder how I ever made it through a day 
How did I settle for a world in shades of gray 
When you go in circles all the scenery looks the same 
And you don't know why and I looked into your eyes 
Where the world stretched out in front of me and I realized 



I never lived before your love 
I never felt before your touch 
I never needed anyone to make me feel alive 
But then again, I wasn't really living 
I never lived, before your love 




I wanted more than just an ordinary life 
All of my dreams seemed like castles in the sky 
I stand before you and my heart is in your hands 
And I don't know how I survived without your kiss 
                                                                                                                'Cause you've given me a reason to exist 


And I don't know why 
Why the sun decides to shine 
But you breathed your love into me just in time

Saturday 16 June 2012

you are my angel

I love you so much that words can't explain 
this joy that I have for you.

When I am at the weakest point of my life 
you are there encouraging me to run this race 
because I am not only cause you are there with me.





You are on my mind day and night.

When we are apart I picture you gracious smile and gentle hug.

I can let my feelings out to you and won't regret it 
because no matter what is you are always on my side.

I thank God for sending me someone like you who is precious and loving.

So I can truly say that you are the Angel of My Life!
                                                                       
                                                                ji$$el


Wednesday 13 June 2012

5 Ways to Kiss a Girl



5 Ways to Kiss a Girl

Girls can be very confusing, you take them out on a date you both have a great time together chatting away happily all night laughing at each others jokes and on the walk home they even let you hold their hands.Then you both stand chatting away outside her front door and as you gaze lovingly into each others eyes, you move your head a little closer to her and closer until your lips are touching her lips, then bang out of the blue "Ewwwwww what do you think your doing" and the slap on the face that follows nine out of ten times.

You walk back to your place wondering what you did wrong, what is wrong with you? Does your breath smell? I thought she liked me, and so on.
Now before you read any further I must state that I accept no responsibility for any slaps in the face you receive. Nor do I accept any legal liability five years into your marriage; to the girl you tried my techniques on, when you hit the divorce court.
I definitely accept no responsibility for any actions taken against you by the enraged boyfriend.
Ok now the disclaimer is out of the way we can get on with it five ways to kiss a girl.



5 Kisses

Make sure your breath is fresh, have a mint or use a breath spray and pucker up.
5) This technique will earn you more slaps on the face than any other, you see the girl walk right up to her throw your arms around her and plant one on her lips. (This one sometimes works without incident because the girl is so shocked that she forgets to slap you.) When she does remember to slap you though the slap hurt rating is a clear 10/10
4) Pretending that you have something in your eye technique is one of the most popular ways; she moves her head closer and you move in for the kill. (Slap rating 5/10)

3) Another pretend, you pretend that she has something on her face, get her to close her eyes and you will remove it for her, when she closes her eyes you do the dirty deed. (Slap rating 5/10)
2) The easiest way to kiss a girl is with her consent; if you are a patient person the best time to get the consent of most girls is New years day, boring, I know but if you are that desperate for a kiss it is worth the wait, even if it is just a peck on the cheek. (Slap rating 0/10)
1) This one is the one that I used most often in my younger days and surprisingly I was never slapped on the face, screamed at and none of the girls that I tried it with were ever repulsed by it, it was always taken with the sense of humour intended by the kiss, you go up to her point to your neck and ask "Do you like my new aftershave" as she reaches her face to your neck you turn your head and kiss her square on the lips. The girl always laughs when you do this. (Slap rating 0/10)

Obviously the methods above are not the perfect way to kiss a girl and you end up with a sore face more often than not, but they are fun methods and should be treated as such.
                                                                                             ji$$el

Tuesday 12 June 2012




You changed my world with a blink of an eye
That is something that I can not deny
You put my soul from worst to best
That is why I treasure you my dearest Marites

You just don't know what you have done for me
You even pushed me to the best that I can be
You really are an angel sent from above
To take care of me and shower with love
When I'm with you I will not cry even a single a tear
And your touch have chased away all of my fear
You have given me a life that I could live worthwhile
It is even better everytime you smile

It so magical those things you've made
To bring back my faith that almost fade
Now my life is a dream come true
It all began when I was loved by you
Now I have found what I am looking for
It's you and your love and nothing more
Co'z you have given me this feeling of contentment
In my life something I've never felt

I wish I could talk 'til the end of day
But now I'm running out of things to say
So I'll end by the line you already know
"I LOVE YOU" more than what I could show
                                                      ji$$el
Meet me tonight dear,
'neath the galaxy so bright,
summer nights are here;
we could fill each hour with bliss,
on an evening such as this.
I am thinking of you.

Praising you, I must,
you're the only man I trust,
simply set on you!
Ever since we met my love
my heart has risen above,
I am thinking of you.

Ah! the song you sing,
and the mystery you bring,
I love everything,
for my soul has taken wing,
like the skylark in the spring.
I am thinking of you.
                          Author: Joyce Hemsley
                                                  ji$$el

Sunday 10 June 2012

It seems to me that all it happened just a day ago,
And now it hurts me very very much,when I feel you-
All around me but you never look back to me..

I run,run hard from everything around to hide my tears,
I hide behind those roadside trees that no one can see me crying,
Crawling standing underneath the shadow of loneliness..

No one but me knows that my eyes never get tired of crying,
My heart never tired of trying in the hope one day you will be back,
But if you could feel me,you could know that hope is dying too..

Sometimes it hurts me a lot whenever I see tears in your eyes,
I want to wipe all your tears with all the care I do have for you,
But you have left me too far that I never can cover up the distance..

If I die in this endless waiting,Please come once not to see my closed eyes,
But to see those memories of you scattered in my room,in my guitar,
But the one you will miss-a bleeding heart that was beating in your tune..

L.♥.V.E

                                                                         ji$$el

Sunday 3 June 2012



It's been so long, 
that I haven't seen your face, 
I'm trying to be strong, 
but the strength I have is washing away.
it won't be long, 
before I get you by my side, 
and just hold you, tease you, squeeze you, tell you what's been on my mind.

 
I wanna make up right now na na, 
I wanna make up right now na na, 
wish we never broke up right now na na, 
we need to link up right now na na, 
I wanna make up right now na na, 
I wanna make up right now na na, 
wish we never broke up right now na na, 
we need to link up right now na na, 

 
Girl I know, mistakes were made between us two, 
and we showed, 
ourselves that night, even said somethings weren't true, 
why'd you go? 
and haven't seen my girl since then, 
why can't it be the way it was, 
cause you were my Homie, lover, friend... 

 
I wanna make up right now na na, 
I wanna make up right now na na, 
wish we never broke up right now na na, 
we need to link up right now na na, 
I wanna make up right now na na, 
I wanna make up right now na na, 
wish we never broke up right now na na, 
we need to link up right now na na, 


 
I can't lie, [miss you much] 
watching everyday that goes by, [ I miss you much ] 
till I get you back I'm gon' try, [ yes I miss you much ] 
cuz you are the apple of my eye, [ girl I miss you much ] 
I can't lie, [ I miss you much ] 
watching everyday that goes by, [ I miss you much ] 
till I get you back I'm gon' try, [ yes I miss you much ] 
cuz you are the apple of my eye. [ girl I miss you much ] 


I wanna make up right now na na, 
I wanna make up right now na na, 
wish we never broke up right now na na, 
we need to link up right now na na, 
I wanna make up right now na na, 
I wanna make up right now na na, 
wish we never broke up right now na na, 
we need to link up right now na na, 


I want you to fly with me, [ want you to fly ] 
I miss how you lie with me, [ miss how you lie ] 
just wish you could dine with me, [ wish you could dine with me ] 
the one that'll grind with me, [ said the one that will grind with me ] 
I want you to fly with me, [ want you to fly ] 
I miss how you lie with me, [ ohh miss how you lie ] 
just wish you could dine with me, [ wish you could dine ] 
the one that'll grind with me. [ ohh the one that'll grind]... 

 
I wanna make up right now na na, 
I wanna make up right now na na, 
wish we never broke up right now na na, 
we need to link up right now na na, 
I wanna make up right now na na, 
I wanna make up right now na na, 
wish we never broke up right now na na, 
we need to link up right now na na,